Where do you buy a birthday present for a cat? From a cat-alogue.Ĥ. Did you know that birthdays are good for your health? It’s a scientific fact: People who have more birthdays live longer.ģ. Why didn’t anyone say happy birthday to the owl? Because it didn’t give a hoot.Ģ.

Still looking for more birthday greeting inspiration? Check out our cute birthday card ideas to show how much you care, as well as our tips for what to write in a birthday card (in addition to these hilarious birthday jokes, of course) so they’ll want to keep it forever.ġ. (For example: What birthday present is guaranteed to make anyone’s face light up? A light bulb!) These funny birthday jokes for a friend or family member have clean punchlines so they’re appropriate for adults and kids of all ages - whether you need a corny joke about getting older to write in a birthday card, a dad joke to share in a birthday tribute on social media, or just want to get the party chortling (or rolling their eyes) as you spout off a few funny quotes, puns, and one liner birthday jokes. And a little laughter goes a long way to add cheer to the occasion, whether the celebrant is enthusiastic and ready to party… or would prefer to hide under the covers with a giant slice of cake (and maybe a tumbler of wine).

But no matter your age, birthdays call for festivity and fun - a celebration of the privilege of another year around the sun. And then when you get to be a grownup, aging doesn’t always seem like quite the same ball of laughs it once was. When you’re a kid, your birthday is all about presents, balloons, friends, and fun.

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